Matrix Digital Publishing

Some ideas should never have made it further than the half-witted minds they originated from. Really Daft Ideas picks out the pottiest true stories to make you laugh and cringe. From the soldier who tied a hammock between two wall lockers, only to be fatally crushed by them at bedtime, to the man who took aim at a spider crawling up his leg and...

The nine months is up and the long-awaited baby is finally here. This time, though, you’re not the one with bags under your eyes and the sound of desperation in your voice. Enjoy your grandchild secure in the knowledge that you can hand the puking, pooing little tyke back to its exhausted parents at the end of the day. Now it’s their turn to...

It wasn’t that Sugieh was particularly wicked. It was just that she was a Siamese.’Animal lovers Doreen Tovey and her husband acquire their first Siamese kitten to rid themselves of an invasion of mice. But Sugieh is not just any cat. She’s an actress, a prima donna, an iron hand in a delicate, blue-pointed glove. Sugieh quickly establishes herself...

Everyone knows that girls rule, but do they know the rules to make sure things remain that way? It's a tough world, but this volume is designed to help sisters stay sassy and girls stay great! Follow the rules and you should get all the adoration and respect you deserve....

One Mallorcan AutumnAutumn has arrived for the Kerrs on their fruit farm on the island of Mallorca… The year’s third season, ‘winter spring’, finds Peter, under the sharp eye of his long-suffering wife Ellie, struggling to shake off the relaxed Spanish tranquiloness that he has now mastered all too well. Old friendships have been established, and...

Erotic Stories Collection OneHere is a collection of erotic short stories, offering a fresh focus on erotic writing for women. Whatever your pleasure, you'll love what you hear. Hot sex and fabulous fantasies await your delectation! ...