DOMINIC BARKER

Gdyby wielki czarownik powiedział ci, że los ludzkości zależy od ciebie, ty:a) wziąłbyś parę zapasowych skarpetek i wyruszył ratować ludzkość?b) pomyślałbyś chwilę, wziął parę zapasowych skarpetek i wyruszył ratować ludzkość?c) zostałbyś w domu, aby paść świnie swojego dziadka? Blart wybrał c), chociaż właściwie nie miał w tej...

The boy who didn't want to save the worldBlart is not an average boy. He lives on a pig farm with his grandfather and doesn't care about being heroic or famous or legendary, but he does know that if you want to catch a pig you have to sneak up behind it and take it by surprise. So when a great wizard visits and explains that humankind...

The boy who set sail on a questionable questPrincess Lois has been kidnapped by Anatoly the Handsome, who wants to marry her. Cue 'damsel in distress' to be rescued by none other than our own heroic Blart. He sets out on the good ship The Golden Pig with Olaf the innocent - who believes what everyone says all the time - and Kupverstich the Strange...

The Boy Who Was Wanted Dead Or Alive - Or Both'Inventive, charming and very funny' The ObserverJust as Blart is settling down to enjoy his teenage years on a fabulous pig farm with the proceeds from saving the world, Capablanca returns - with bad news. A terrible oversight in his original world-saving research has led to accusations of no less than...

A brilliant young biologist Dr Seth Forest travels to South America with his wife and son, determined to solve the greatest mystery of the natural world, the secret of communicating with animals. He cracks the code, but triumph is short-lived when his wife is kidnapped by the evil Professor Scabelax. Ever since, the Doctor and his son Adam (now...