EBOOK Sounds Like Paradise

An exciting new life in government Witness Relocation-especially for a couple of newlyweds who barely know each other, or themselves anymore-isn&' always what it&'s cracked up to be. Just ask disgruntled Arizona Relocation subjects Lorenzo and Dr. Lucretia Valentino, formerly of beautiful Beach City, IN. Much like the merciless Sonoran Desert, things can get a little heated.  precisely a dreary Nowheresville cul-de-sac apparently home more to the dead than the living. Throw into the mix a suspiciously paternal shrink from their permanently sealed past, a mysteriously absentee case manager, a precocious pair of newborn twins, the meddling long-distance in-laws, a cranky lady doc who despises the new government job not working with her beloved cadavers, a hopelessly haunted so-called safe house, and the nightmarish fugitive fun is just beginning . . .